“hey ya’ll, lemme tell ya’ll about my day. so, i’m at my job or whatever- Mcdonald’s Corporation …. INC annnnnnd (sucks lips) my boyfriend .. we was on .. well i was on .. on uhm .. (snaps fingers) the computer or whatever (sucks lips) annnd i downloaded oovoo becuz i was BORED and so (shrugs shoulders and sucks lips) my boyfriend called me- my EXboyfriend (plays with weave) ‘scuse me- COR-REC-TION! so then, he called me or whatever and i was like, “what’chu want?!” he was like, “i’m tryna wreck ya’ boyfriend!” i was like, “FOR WHAT?” he was like, “becuz…i saw him at the park playin’ wit my kidz and i ain’t like it and i’m not rockin’” and i’m like, “what dat got to do wit’chu?” he was like- i was like, “becuuuuz (snaps & rolls neck) the whole time you ain’t even want nothin’ to do wit dem so what is your problem now?” he was like, “well, i’m not rockin’ so don’t ‘eem worry ‘bout what’s my problem now. ‘ion like dat , ‘ion like that!” i was like, “AWW’IGHT! well, what’chu gon’ do about it?” he was like, “ima wreck ‘em!” i was like, “no, you not ‘cause he ain’t got nothin’ to do with dat! i took him out with the kids and whateva!” (smacks lips) and so then he was like, “welllll, ima just wreck you- welllll i can’t wreck you becuz you a female and i can’t hit a female.” and i was like, “YOU RIGHT! so what’chu gon’ do?” he was like, “ima get my EXgirlfriend to come & wreck you!” i was like, “WHAAAA ?” so then he was like, “yeahh, so she gon’ come & wreck you at yo’ job or sum’n!” i was like, “no, she nahh . no, she nahh”. i was like, (stutters) “well you know what— it’s whatever, she could wreck me, she could do whatever she want becuuuuuz it’s gon’ be me & my kidz annnnnd my EXboyfriend- we all gon’ wreck her..we gon’ all jump her cuz that’s how we ROW (roll) !” and he was like, (smacks lips) “you are not gon’ get yo’ kids up there!” i was like, “yes, i am. me & Jay’Qwuan, who’s fo’ (4) (smacks lips) my daughter ShaNeekqwa- YES! SHANEEKQWA (awkward ass pause) fifteen and a HALF & three quarters— she is gonna wreck her.. she.. she got hands for days!” SO YEAA! sooo..(smacks lips) she gon’ .. we— we just gon’ wreck! it’s whatever. so, i got home, from work— mcdonalds corporation… INC annnnd i call my boyfriend on FaceTime cuz you know we classy! so when i got on Skype- i mean facetime..i mean… WHATEVER- IT DONT MATTER CUZ WE CLASSY! so den i got on…. there wit him and we talked it out, he was like, “shit, he aint gon’ do nothin’ he aint ‘bout it, he ain’t neva been ‘bout it ‘cuz you know- YEAAA!” so, and then he proPOSED to me on facetime and yeahh so then we hung up off of skype (fixes weave) annnd now i’m engaged. that’s the story i wanted to go to. (shrugs shoulders) that’s it. so, i hope everybody have a blessed DAAAAAAAY or whatever. See ya’ll later.”
Why do I remember this thoughhh lmao
LMFAO Grizzy IM DONE
jesus jesus jesus lawd help this baby how old is she she look like to 14 and she said she got kids a 15 year old smhd
(Source: dasiacs)
