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iamgrizzy:

iamgrizzy:

“hey ya’ll, lemme tell ya’ll about my day. so, i’m at my job or whatever- Mcdonald’s Corporation …. INC annnnnnd (sucks lips) my boyfriend .. we was on .. well i was on .. on uhm .. (snaps fingers) the computer or whatever (sucks lips) annnd i downloaded oovoo becuz i was BORED and so (shrugs shoulders and sucks lips) my boyfriend called me- my EXboyfriend (plays with weave) ‘scuse me- COR-REC-TION! so then, he called me or whatever and i was like, “what’chu want?!” he was like, “i’m tryna wreck ya’ boyfriend!” i was like, “FOR WHAT?” he was like, “becuz…i saw him at the park playin’ wit my kidz and i ain’t like it and i’m not rockin’” and i’m like, “what dat got to do wit’chu?” he was like- i was like, “becuuuuz (snaps & rolls neck) the whole time you ain’t even want nothin’ to do wit dem so what is your problem now?” he was like, “well, i’m not rockin’ so don’t ‘eem worry ‘bout what’s my problem now. ‘ion like dat , ‘ion like that!” i was like, “AWW’IGHT! well, what’chu gon’ do about it?” he was like, “ima wreck ‘em!” i was like, “no, you not ‘cause he ain’t got nothin’ to do with dat! i took him out with the kids and whateva!” (smacks lips) and so then he was like, “welllll, ima just wreck you- welllll i can’t wreck you becuz you a female and i can’t hit a female.” and i was like, “YOU RIGHT! so what’chu gon’ do?” he was like, “ima get my EXgirlfriend to come & wreck you!” i was like, “WHAAAA ?” so then he was like, “yeahh, so she gon’ come & wreck you at yo’ job or sum’n!” i was like, “no, she nahh . no, she nahh”. i was like, (stutters)well you know what— it’s whatever, she could wreck me, she could do whatever she want becuuuuuz it’s gon’ be me & my kidz annnnnd my EXboyfriend- we all gon’ wreck her..we gon’ all jump her cuz that’s how we ROW (roll) !” and he was like, (smacks lips) “you are not gon’ get yo’ kids up there!” i was like, “yes, i am. me & Jay’Qwuan, who’s fo’ (4) (smacks lips) my daughter ShaNeekqwa- YES! SHANEEKQWA (awkward ass pause) fifteen and a HALF & three quarters— she is gonna wreck her.. she.. she got hands for days!” SO YEAA! sooo..(smacks lips) she gon’ .. we— we just gon’ wreck! it’s whatever. so, i got home, from work— mcdonalds corporation… INC annnnd i call my boyfriend on FaceTime cuz you know we classy! so when i got on Skype- i mean facetime..i mean… WHATEVER- IT DONT MATTER CUZ WE CLASSY! so den i got on…. there wit him and we talked it out, he was like, “shit, he aint gon’ do nothin’ he aint ‘bout it, he ain’t neva been ‘bout it ‘cuz you know- YEAAA!” so, and then he proPOSED to me on facetime and yeahh so then we hung up off of skype (fixes weave) annnd now i’m engaged. that’s the story i wanted to go to. (shrugs shoulders) that’s it. so, i hope everybody have a blessed DAAAAAAAY or whatever. See ya’ll later.”

Why do I remember this thoughhh lmao

LMFAO Grizzy IM DONE

jesus jesus jesus lawd help this baby how old is she she look like to 14 and she said she got kids a 15 year old smhd

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Okay now this deserves to be re-blogged rather than half naked girls or expensive shit like seriously grow a damn heart.

Bless you and your mom.

omg tht is so beautiful i would do tht for my mom to if it were the same scenario i still jus tell her she’s beautiful but urs is more beautiful then mine becus it’s anonymous

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Emotions

I just want this to be known that I think that some parents expect too much of their off spring, but don’t bother to ask what we think. We try as hard as we possibly can with out screwing it up. Some kids make it some don’t and some of them don’t have a good parent to look up to, to meet their expectations. I grew up with out a dad. So did my mom, sister,uncle, and grand mom. To me i thought he abandoned me, he did because he cheated and got married then she cheated and he went to jail, Don’t think i need to explain. Seeing those other kids whose parents (moms and dads) who drop and pick them up from school made me realize I didn’t need a father, my mom was both parents in 1 strong woman. I tried hiding my feelings but the anger would build up and I would get into fights with boys mostly because they got some smart shit to say and i throw the first punch. Knowing I’m doing something wrong i punish what ever is or was in sight not giving a shit really. When I come back to my senses I’m in trouble. At school they see me as the weird funny yet cool girl who has a great personality and someone who gives good advice but not really seeing who I really am they get to know the truth. Now I’ve broken through knowing I made it without my father’s guidance. As a young person I’ve got a lot more accomplish 

2012 Olympics: Gabrielle Douglas

OK so my mom’s best friend put on on Facebook true shit. So it was a pic of Gabby Douglas in the Captions it says she whens a gold medal and it’s the black community that finds something negative about her like her hair. But your 16 yr old daughter(same age as Gabby) is at Walmart getting video taped twerking through aisles. Oh Hell No Gabby has been working hard as ever to win that gold medal of course her hair is gonna be messed stop worrying about the negative shit and congratulate her on winning something. Damn can’t enjoy victory of getting a gold medal because every time someone in the USA we get more medals and we may win the London 2012 Olympics

jaidenichole:

breezyfame:

itsabreezyworld:

Chris Brown leaving his album release dinner last night in his Viper.

CHRIS IS SUCH A DAMN FOOL LMFAOOO

“IS THAT THE RAPPER TIGER?”

“oh my god all over her titties bitch” omfgggggggggg.

“hold on, fuck me man. get in the car bro.” AHAHAHFBVDJB

“O my god my sister fucking loves you man, your awesome” I wouldve givin anything to be there that night why because chris brown is a fucking idiot but he a sexy one

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Ladies and gentleman, the most pathetic reaction in horror movie history.

Priceless

omfg

It’s more exasperated than scared, kind of like “I thought you said you’d fixed the hands coming out of walls problem, bloody hell guys, I can’t even look at my calendar in peace”.

Damn hands, always appearing when she tries to look at the calendar

Wat the hell. this looks like a blooper but its probably in some movie. It looks like honey who let the the hands in to the fucking walls again.

oncoloredaspirations:

arulpragasams:

thesavagesalad:

breezethroughthenight:

thesavagesalad:

chris rock omg

//Okay this doesn’t piss me off at all. Everything has to be about fucking race, doesn’t it? You arn’t going to ruin this holiday for me. Christmas is a pagan holiday (I’m not even christian so it still wouldn’t apply), but that doesn’t mean I can’t celibate what it stands for. That being said,4th of July is about being able to stand for yourself and   the choices you are able to make. It’s about coming together as a nation and celebrating our unity, NOT ABOUT PLAYING THE FUCKING RACE CARD.

oh my god is this person serious 

Somebody better feed them their history today, Lord. Feed them that history.

NO ONE IS PLAYING A RACE CARD! AND NO, NO YOU IDIOT, HOLIDAYS AREN’T MEANT TO BE CELIBATE! celebrate and celibate are two VERY VERY different things. you start from there before you come at someone. 

…talking abt celibate. GO TO BED!

First and foremost, if this doesn’t piss you off then why the fuck do you sound upset. You can’t fucking change the fact that someone has a opinion about the 4th, because it’s THEIR OPINION. Also The 4th of July or Independence Day is also known as the day the Declaration of Independence was drafted,made, signed,sealed,and delivered. So if you have absolutely shit to say that is nice KEEP YO MUTHERFUCKING MOUTH CLOSE! because all of this could’ve been avoided.

ashleysuchi:

deedeesoomazin:

kushandtumblr:

I FOUND IT!

LAWWWWD JEUS

!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAOOO

Lol omg.

First of all wat the hell this boy is hilarious. He must’ve been bored as hell to make this, and jaidenichole where did you find this this is some funny shit, THIS NIGGAS CRAZY LOL!

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